It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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