I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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