You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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