butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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