Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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