the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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