Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I don't think brook has ever known best
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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