super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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