he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
well, you know. whores of a feather.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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