Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Randomize
