do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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