return my video game
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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