I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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