She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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