You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Just took my morning after pill in the library
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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