DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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