you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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