he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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