Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
The Olympian is in my bed
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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