yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Randomize
