Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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