Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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