I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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