he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Randomize
