Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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