I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
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