sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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