So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
You've changed since you got that strap on
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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