Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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