Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Randomize