It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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