I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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