How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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