i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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