I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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