Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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