She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
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