For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i will never coherently bang her
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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