Sry I called you an 8
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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