Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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