i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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