Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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