Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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