The brown eye won't let me do that either.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
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