I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Randomize
