Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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