ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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