I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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