So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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