If that was your dad, he is hot
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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