then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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