sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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