i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Randomize