yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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