She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I should be sponsored by Trojan
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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