Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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