She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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