Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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