O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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