This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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